:35:01
OK, l know they're
top of the League.
:35:04
That's easy to remember.
:35:05
And l know that
Alan ''Smudger'' Smith
:35:08
has scored most of the goals.
:35:10
But it doesn't...
:35:11
l'm going next week.
:35:13
You're going?
:35:14
Yeah.
:35:15
To a football match?
:35:16
Yeah. l thought l should.
:35:18
Ooh. l tell you, girl,
:35:20
you'd better watch yourself.
:35:22
Soon after Tim and l split up,
:35:24
l woke up one morning
:35:26
and realised l could
remember his batting average
:35:29
for the previous season.
:35:30
Harmless enough, isn't it?
:35:32
No!
:35:33
lt's all a sinister form
:35:35
of male manipulation.
:35:36
Rubbish!
:35:37
lt's true!
:35:39
You get colonised.
:35:40
Your native culture
gets driven out
:35:43
and it's replaced by stuff
:35:45
you don't even wanna know about.
:35:47
They're like
bloody missionaries.
:35:49
They bore you stupid
until you cave in
:35:52
then they fuck off!
:35:56
[Paul imitates Clangers]
:35:58
Shut up!
:36:00
Did you get it?
:36:04
Yes.
:36:05
Can l see it?
:36:08
lt's in me purse.
:36:10
Brilliant. Thanks, Mum.
:36:11
l've got to do
an extra hour tomorrow.
:36:14
Left the office at twelve,
:36:16
l didn't get back till three.
:36:18
They asked you
what end you wanted?
:36:21
No. l said, ''One, please''
and they gave me that.
:36:25
How comes you got a ticket
:36:27
in the Reading end?
:36:29
Had to get it off a tout.
:36:31
How much did that cost you?
:36:33
Fiver.
:36:34
D'you live in lslington?
:36:35
Well, near, yeah.
:36:37
[Man] How near is near?
:36:39
Place called Maidenhead.
:36:41
Maidenhead?
:36:42
Maidenhead in Berkshire?
:36:43
Two miles down the road?
:36:45
More like six.
:36:46
Bit nearer Reading than Arsenal.
:36:48
You should be
supporting your local team.
:36:51
Look...
:36:52
Excuse me.
:36:54
Just seen someone l know.
:36:59
And was the ticket
all right, in the end?