:09:06
[sighs]
:09:11
Hey, Sam,
you wanna give us a minute?
:09:12
Need a little adult time.
:09:14
Uh-huh.
:09:15
[door closes]
:09:17
[sighs]
:09:19
Of all the asinine things
my dad has done,
:09:21
this is by far
the most asinine.
:09:23
I mean, I know he's
the most competitive man
in the world.
:09:26
But this beats them all.
I'm angry.
:09:30
I'm--I'm spitting angry!
:09:33
I'm like a tornado of anger,
swirling about!
:09:37
My heart rate is
dangerously high right now.
:09:41
I'm glad it happened,
l--
:09:42
What?
Yeah.
:09:44
What do you mean?
:09:45
Where did my wife go?
Are you a robot?
:09:48
Are you a robot-woman?
:09:49
I--I am not a robot.
:09:52
Phil, honey,
I know this is
upsetting, okay,
:09:54
but you have to try to
find the positive in this.
:09:56
It was unhealthy
for Sam to play
on your dad's team.
:10:00
Now he'll play
for the Tigers
:10:02
[sighs]
and have some fun.
:10:04
Okay, look,
you're too upset about this.
:10:06
So, I'll tell him, okay?
:10:08
No, no, no,
no, no, no, l...
:10:11
I need to tell him.
:10:13
[sighs]
:10:14
[grunts]
:10:16
Benchwarmer?
:10:17
[grunts]
:10:18
[hissing]
:10:21
Boy, did that hurt my face.
:10:23
[knocking on door]
:10:25
Sammy?
Yeah?
:10:26
Hey.
Hey.
:10:27
What are you doing?
Nothing.
:10:29
Internet dating?
No.
:10:31
Mail-order bride?
No.
:10:32
Just kidding.
:10:34
(Phil)
Look, uh, I got
some good news.
:10:38
I got you put on a new team.
:10:40
I'm not on the Gladiators
anymore?
:10:42
No.
:10:43
You're on the Tigers.
:10:45
[snarling]
:10:46
The Tigers?
Yeah.
:10:48
They're in last place.
:10:50
Yeah, but you're gonna get
more playing time.
:10:53
Did Grandpa trade me?
:10:56
No.
:10:59
Yes, wait.
I'm happy this is happening.