:07:00
[gasping]
Phil, come on.
:07:02
What are you lookin' at?
:07:03
Dad, he hit me.
He hit me with the ball.
:07:06
Hey, Dad, what happened
to all your fish?
:07:09
That one ate the others.
I call him "Killer."
:07:13
Killer?
:07:14
Yeah.
:07:15
I like it.
:07:16
Yeah.
:07:17
You might wanna
clean the water
every now and then.
:07:19
Let's see what you can do.
:07:21
Hey, Dad,
I didn't know if...
:07:22
I wanted to
talk to you about Sam.
:07:24
Sammy's a good boy.
:07:25
Yeah. Yeah.
:07:26
Yeah.
:07:27
He hasn't been
playing much lately
and, I didn't know if--
:07:30
Stop right there.
I agree with you.
:07:32
And I got some
great news.
:07:33
He's gonna get
a lot more
playing time now.
:07:35
Dad, thanks,
that's--that's exactly
what I wanted to hear.
:07:37
I traded him
to the Tigers.
:07:39
[glass shattering]
:07:40
(Buck)
Ooh, hey!
:07:41
[sparking]
:07:42
You traded
your own grandson?
:07:44
Well, I didn't actually
get anything for him.
:07:46
You know that cost $400?
:07:48
I can't believe it.
:07:49
W-What, you
calling me a liar?
I'll show you the receipt.
:07:51
No, l-I'm talking
about Sam!
:07:53
W-Why didn't you
just play him more?
:07:55
He is going to
play more, Philly--
:07:56
Yeah, for another team!
:07:58
You--You--You care
about winning that much?
:08:00
Look, Phil,
I'm not just
coaching soccer.
:08:03
I'm building men.
:08:05
Okay, yeah.
:08:06
Hey, hey, hey.
:08:07
It's an impressive shot.
Sure.
:08:09
But, you know,
I want Sam to have fun.
:08:10
This isn't the big leagues.
:08:12
For those who live
between Broadway
and Grandville,
:08:14
between the ages
of 10 and 12,
:08:15
who are free
on Sundays and Tuesdays,
:08:18
this is the big leagues.
:08:20
But what about Sam?
:08:22
Sam, you saw him
out there today.
It breaks my heart.
:08:24
At best,
he's a benchwarmer.
:08:28
Wow! Oh!
:08:30
Oh, Killer! Killer!
:08:32
How did that happen?
:08:43
[sighs]
:08:48
Hey, Sam,
you wanna give us a minute?
:08:50
Need a little adult time.
:08:51
Uh-huh.
:08:52
[door closes]
:08:54
[sighs]
:08:56
Of all the asinine things
my dad has done,
:08:58
this is by far
the most asinine.