Kicking and Screaming

:00:40

(Phil)
I was born a baby.

:00:42

A blank slate.

:00:44

Thinking I was in control
of my own destiny.

:00:48

And then I met my father.

:00:52

(Buck)
You better be good
at this stuff.

:00:54

(Phil)
In college, I wasn't
the most gifted athlete.

:00:57

But in order to
please my dad,

:00:59

I strived to be
the very best.

:01:00

Oh. Little help,
already out of control.

:01:03

I'm losing vision,
it's blackness.

:01:04

You guys here,
you might want to
move out of there,

:01:06

I gotta let go of this thing.

:01:08

Oh-oh.
Look out! For Pete's sake!

:01:17

[yells]

:01:18

[groans]

:01:20

How far was that?

:01:23

Foot and three inches.

:01:25

Hope you boys are ready.
See you at the finish line.

:01:27

There's a--
There's a rabid cheetah
in Lane 2 here.

:01:30

Runners take your mark.
Get set!

:01:34

Hold on! Wait!

:01:36

[grunts]

:01:38

[yelling]

:01:40

I got it, right
below the knee, the nub.

:01:43

Oh, that hurts!

:01:45

[grunts]

:01:49

[panting]

:01:53

No, no, no, no.
Your day's over, Phil.

:01:56

Yes, I was quite the athlete.

:01:59

Oh.