:11:02
what his dad did to him...
:11:03
[gasps]
:11:04
I know that kid. I know.
:11:06
That kid lives right here
in this house!
:11:08
Mom!
:11:09
[wheezing]
:11:11
Oh.
:11:12
Mom!
:11:13
He doesn't know what to do.
He doesn't--
:11:15
Ouch!
:11:17
Phew.
:11:18
Okay?
Yes. Good.
:11:21
Coach Benson will be
good for you.
He knows his stuff.
:11:23
I bet you this whole thing
is gonna turn out to be
:11:25
a blessing in disguise.
:11:27
Hey, the Tigers
may be in last place,
:11:29
but those guys
look pretty good.
:11:31
Dad, those
aren't the Tigers.
:11:33
They're not even
wearing blue.
:11:34
The Tigers are
over there.
:11:36
I'm having a baby.
Oh, I'm having a baby.
:11:40
No hitting the baby.
:11:41
No, no, don't hit
my precious baby.
:11:43
[splashing]
:11:44
Oh, look,
it's gonna come out!
It's gonna come out! Oh!
:11:46
Cut it out!
:11:47
Oh, it's gonna come out!
:11:48
Oh.
:11:51
Hi, excuse me. Uh,
Coach Benson around?
:11:54
Yeah, you all know
Phil Weston?
:11:55
(John)
Oh, yeah.
:11:56
Hey, welcome to the team,
little fellow.
:11:58
Why don't you go
join those other kids
over there?
:12:00
Yeah, go ahead.
:12:03
There's a moving truck
in front of Benson's house.
:12:05
Did you hear?
The pressure of
coaching got to him.
:12:07
He cracked.
:12:08
How could he crack?
We're only one game
into the season.
:12:12
All right,
Tigers, it's game time.
:12:14
Oh, but we're waiting
for our coach.
:12:15
Well, then one of you
will have to coach.
:12:17
Yeah, but I had
talked to Coach Benson,
we're brand new--
:12:19
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
All right.
:12:20
Find yourself a coach,
or the Tigers forfeit.
:12:23
Yes?
:12:25
Where do I know you from?
:12:26
I've been your neighbor
for seven years.
:12:28
No, that ain't it.
:12:29
No, that's definitely it.
:12:30
I'll figure it out.
:12:33
So, who's gonna coach?
:12:34
We got Mark into soccer,
'cause we wanted
to take a break.
:12:37
I didn't think I'd be
coaching the little bugger.
:12:39
I just got laid off.
I'm looking for a job
:12:42
so it's hard enough
to drag myself out of bed.
:12:46
So, uh, we forfeit.
:12:49
So, we're forfeiting?
:12:52
No, no, no, no. Uh,
:12:54
you know what,
l--I can coach.
:12:55
Well, that's swell!
Great!
:12:57
Just for one game.
:12:58
Right. It's game time.
Get your team on the field.