:28:00
for the coaches
to come up here
:28:02
to tell us a little
about their team.
:28:04
(man)
All right.
:28:05
How about I bring up
someone who's new
to coaching in this league,
:28:07
but is close to me?
:28:09
I love him like a son.
Come on up, Phil.
:28:11
(all)
Come on, Phil.
:28:13
Come on, Philly. Come on.
:28:14
Go. Yes.
:28:17
Good guy. Good guy.
:28:18
[man whistling]
:28:20
Good to see you.
:28:24
Thanks, Dad.
:28:25
Uh, thanks, Janice.
:28:30
Hello, uh,
:28:31
I'm, uh, I'm Phil Weston.
:28:33
And you got balls!
:28:34
[audience laughing]
:28:36
He's got vitamins.
:28:38
[audience laughing]
:28:41
That's very funny, Dad.
Hilarious.
:28:43
So when I took over
for Coach Benson--
:28:45
I hear he's a woman now.
:28:46
[audience laughing]
:28:48
Ooh.
:28:49
Actually, uh, truth be told,
no one knows
where he is right now.
:28:52
A lot of people
are concerned.
:28:53
[audience laughing]
:28:56
I don't know
why that's funny.
:29:01
God, I'm going to be honest,
I--I didn't plan on
speaking tonight.
:29:04
I--I was-- I was
actually hoping that
:29:06
my--my assistant coach
would be here,
:29:09
uh, to kind of...
:29:10
[audience murmuring]
:29:13
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to introduce
Mike Ditka.
:29:17
[audience cheering]
:29:19
It's Mike Ditka, everyone!
:29:22
Say a few words.
:29:24
Thanks, Paul,
thanks, everybody.
It's--It's great to be here
:29:27
and, uh, gonna have
a lot of fun tonight.
:29:28
Paul's got the Tigers
on the move.
:29:30
All right!
:29:31
You live long enough,
you see everything.
:29:33
Iron Mike and Aluminum Phil
coaching the Tigers.
:29:37
[audience laughing]
:29:39
I couldn't really hear you.
:29:41
My Super Bowl ring
was making too much noise.
:29:44
Ooh.
:29:46
You see it, Dad?
Right there, Dad.
That was a great one.
:29:49
Read it and weep.
:29:50
[audience applauding]
:29:52
Ditka is a great coach,
we understand that,
but he's a football coach.
:29:56
Understand?
Right.
:29:57
And we are
still losing, Phil.
:29:58
Okay, I understand
your concern about our record,