1:00:01
No, you go to hell!
While you're there,
1:00:03
why don't you
grab me a juice box!
1:00:05
I'm no juice box boy,
I'll tell you that!
1:00:06
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
1:00:08
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
1:00:09
Yes, you are!
No, I'm not!
1:00:10
You're like your old man!
1:00:11
I'm not like
my old man!
1:00:12
If it weren't for these kids
I would whip your butt!
1:00:14
I can take a punch!
1:00:15
I'm out of here.
Bye-bye.
1:00:17
I'll see you,
1:00:18
Mr. Big Time Coach.
Bye-bye!
1:00:20
I'm not like my old man!
I'm a kind and gentle,
1:00:22
compassionate human being,
1:00:24
with a heart
as big as a lion!
1:00:27
We'll see you later,
juice box!
1:00:28
Everyone wave goodbye
to juice box.
1:00:31
Literally wave. Do it!
1:00:33
Parents, too!
Everyone waves!
1:00:35
[tires screeching]
1:00:37
Okay. Guys...
1:00:41
I only want
winners out on the field.
1:00:43
(Phil)
Who's a winner?
1:00:44
I said, "Who's a winner?"
1:00:46
(boys)
I am.
1:00:47
Everyone's
hands should be up.
1:00:48
(all)
I am.
1:00:49
Okay.
Everyone bring it in.
1:00:51
Who are we?
1:00:52
(all)
Tigers.
1:00:53
What?
1:00:54
(all)
Tigers.
1:00:55
All right. Let's break
someone's clavicle. On three!
1:00:58
One, two, three.
Break someone's clavicle!
1:01:01
Hit the field. Let's go.
1:01:02
Your dad's a trip,
you know that?
1:01:04
(Phil)
Move it! Move it!
1:01:06
Huh.
1:01:07
Pick up that
piece of trash, Tom.
1:01:09
Tuck in your shirt!
1:01:11
What are you doing?
Have a sense of pride, huh?
1:01:13
In fact,
why don't you take a lap?
1:01:16
Go and run a lap!
I'm timing you.
1:01:18
[watch ticking]
1:01:20
(Phil)
Pick it up!
1:01:25
Faster!
1:01:26
(Phil)
Here we go! Bellissimo!
1:01:30
Whoa!
1:01:31
Let's go!
1:01:33
(woman)
Over here, Son. Hunter!
1:01:34
He's right there.
He's right there.
1:01:36
Good. Good.
1:01:37
[groans]
1:01:40
[whistling]
1:01:42
[speaking ltalian]
1:01:48
[grunts]
1:01:49
[all exclaiming]
1:01:53
Yes! Hey, you just were served
a plate of humiliation.
1:01:56
How does that feel?
1:01:57
(referee)
Hey! Off the field.
1:01:58
Off the field, Tarzan.