Melinda and Melinda
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:49:03
I didn't think she could stand him.
:49:05
Not every woman falls
for that phoney social rap,

:49:08
you know, with the Haut-Brion and
special cheeses and backgammon trophy.

:49:14
Someone must blow him up with an air hose.
:49:17
You know what? Can we just not discuss it?
And, frankly, I thought you acted like a clown.

:49:22
Now, can I talk to you for a minute?
And try not to get upset.

:49:26
What? You wanna spend more time in
the Hamptons whether I go with you or not?

:49:30
I told you Steve Walsh
is gonna co-produce my film.

:49:33
Yes, that's fantastic. I figured out
a great way to play the psychiatrist.

:49:37
It's fresh. With a limp. I do a great limp,
:49:41
and that will account
for his crushing insecurity.

:49:44
That way, when I make a pass at Rosalie,
I expect the rejection.

:49:47
You won't be able to play the shrink.
:49:49
- Why not?
- Steve wants a name.

:49:52
- I have a name on my driver's licence.
- He won't go with an unknown.

:49:55
- You're the director. You say what goes.
- Without him, there's no film.

:49:59
But I'm the perfect psychiatrist. You said it.
:50:02
I think I can find something else
for you in the script.

:50:05
- Like what?
- What about Moe Flanders?

:50:08
You'd be a natural.
You're more Flanders than you are the shrink.

:50:11
Flanders? The retarded elevator operator
with the cleft palate?

:50:16
- Is that how you see me?
- When have I said you had a cleft palate?

:50:20
- Help!
- My God. That's Melinda.

:50:23
He's raping her.
Probably put Novocaine in her margarita.

:50:27
- Help! Help!
- What is it? What's wrong? What's wrong?

:50:30
I got a tick! There's a tick in my leg.
:50:33
- Where's Greg?
- He's a dentist. He doesn't do tick extractions.

:50:37
His beeper went off.
He had some kind of emergency.

:50:40
Someone saw a rhino on Sixth Avenue
and they needed a hunter.

:50:43
- Get it out! Quick! Please! Please!
- I don't know how. In the Bronx we had mice.

:50:47
You need a doctor. You can't pull it out cos
the body comes out and the head stays in.

:50:51
- I feel terrible. I think I'm gonna faint.
- Take her to the emergency room.

:50:55
- There's a tick inside me sucking my blood!
- It's not sucking your blood.

:50:59
Those are leeches.
But this is disgusting enough.


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