Melinda and Melinda
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:50:02
I think I can find something else
for you in the script.

:50:05
- Like what?
- What about Moe Flanders?

:50:08
You'd be a natural.
You're more Flanders than you are the shrink.

:50:11
Flanders? The retarded elevator operator
with the cleft palate?

:50:16
- Is that how you see me?
- When have I said you had a cleft palate?

:50:20
- Help!
- My God. That's Melinda.

:50:23
He's raping her.
Probably put Novocaine in her margarita.

:50:27
- Help! Help!
- What is it? What's wrong? What's wrong?

:50:30
I got a tick! There's a tick in my leg.
:50:33
- Where's Greg?
- He's a dentist. He doesn't do tick extractions.

:50:37
His beeper went off.
He had some kind of emergency.

:50:40
Someone saw a rhino on Sixth Avenue
and they needed a hunter.

:50:43
- Get it out! Quick! Please! Please!
- I don't know how. In the Bronx we had mice.

:50:47
You need a doctor. You can't pull it out cos
the body comes out and the head stays in.

:50:51
- I feel terrible. I think I'm gonna faint.
- Take her to the emergency room.

:50:55
- There's a tick inside me sucking my blood!
- It's not sucking your blood.

:50:59
Those are leeches.
But this is disgusting enough.

:51:31
I'm so sorry. It was so nice of you
to come and hang with me.

:51:35
That's OK.
:51:37
Actually, I love watching a live creature being
pulled out of somebody's body at 3.30am.

:51:43
- If that happens again, please call me.
- It was really nice of you - this whole day.

:51:48
It's obvious
you don't care much for the beach.

:51:51
It's not the beach so much as the ocean, the
sand and the seagulls and things like that.

:51:57
Well, go.
:51:59
You've had a long day. Rest.

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