:08:00
To the moon.
:08:01
Do you take your show
on the road?
:08:03
Go to schools?
Keep kids off drugs?
:08:05
Because your little puppet show,
very entertaining.
:08:07
Yeah?
:08:08
Who do you think is pulling strings?
:08:10
Clearly, Angelo Marcello
is pulling the strings.
:08:13
And if he thinks
that you're talking,
:08:17
you're going to be doing
a lot more time six feet under.
:08:21
Unless, unless, and I'm just
thinking out loud here, but um...
:08:28
unless you actually do talk,
then we can at least help you out.
:08:35
Six accused members
of the Marcello crime family,
:08:37
including mafia boss
Angelo Marcello,
:08:40
were found guilty today
of twelve counts of extortion
and racketeering.
:08:44
Prosecutors credited the victory
:08:46
to testimony of longtime
Marcello crime family member,
:08:49
Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale.
:08:51
Pasquale is now believed
to have entered
:08:53
the Federal Witness
Protection Program.
:08:55
Let's go live...
:08:58
...not being able to see
her great-grandson no more,
:09:01
Grandma Florentino
is gonna be heartbroken.
:09:03
Oh, please!
:09:04
When she came from the old country,
the statue said,
:09:07
"Give me your tired, your poor,
your huddled masses..."
:09:09
Know why they huddled?
:09:10
She was beatin' the crap out of
everybody with that wooden spoon.
:09:14
You know what, Carmine?
:09:15
The place may change,
but you'll always be a jerk.
:09:18
Will you guys shut up?
:09:19
Oh! You do not talk
to me like that.
:09:23
You know what this is?
Rap music.
:09:26
It breeds disrespect like a fungus.
:09:28
The names these guys have:
Slim Shady, Puff Daddy.
:09:34
He goes by P-Diddy for short.
:09:36
For short?
Why?
:09:37
It takes all day to say "Puff"?
Oh! I'm exhausted.
:09:40
Look who's talking about names.
:09:42
They call you Carmine "The Beans."
:09:44
Yes, because I grind
my own beans for coffee.
:09:48
A nickname has to be married...
:09:50
What?
:09:51
You're no longer known
as "Carmine The Beans."
:09:54
You're George,
Linda, and Patrick Cheeseman.
:09:55
Cheeseman.
What is that, French?
:09:57
Who's Patrick? Who's George?
Because I ain't no "George."