Mobsters and Mormons
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What's that?
:27:01
The no smoking.
:27:02
Oh yeah, yeah.
:27:04
It's a health code
that the Church practices.

:27:07
I'll tell you something.
:27:09
I have seen some of the biggest,
chunkiest people

:27:12
I have ever seen in my life
waddling around Utah.

:27:16
That was rude to say!
:27:17
That's not rude.
It's just, it's the truth.

:27:20
You've given up smokes;
you've given up booze.

:27:22
Maybe should think
about giving up baked goods.

:27:25
Chungaloones over here.
:27:26
We should have made fruit salad.
:27:28
No, no.
I don't mean yous.

:27:30
Fifty, a hundred pounds overweight,
that's not a big deal.

:27:33
I am talking about fat people.
:27:35
People walk down the street,
and you go, "Fat guy!"

:27:39
Look at this guy.
He is a fat guy.

:27:42
Guy on Jerry Springer... 1700 pounds.
What does he do for Halloween?

:27:47
White sheet over his head
and he goes as one of the Alps?

:27:52
What?
:27:59
This is Michael with
Bishop Harrison a few years ago.

:28:03
Let me ask yous two,
:28:05
are you like what,
assistant ministers?

:28:07
Well, uh, we're what you call
"counselors to the bishop."

:28:11
Like the consigliere.
:28:16
We also have full time jobs too.
Our work at the church is voluntary.

:28:21
That's right.
That's right.

:28:22
I know you don't
have anything lined up yet.

:28:25
I mean... I could go into work
:28:27
and talk to my manager about you
if you'd like.

:28:30
Oh, that'd be great.
:28:31
This is so nice.
Look at all this you got here.

:28:35
You even saved your kid's hospital
ID tag from when they was born.

:28:38
You know what?
If you're interested,

:28:40
there are a ton
of scrapbooking stores around here.

:28:43
It's really popular.
:28:45
There's stores where people
come to save their junk?

:28:49
Oh yeah, they do very well.
:28:51
Besides, it's not junk.
It's preserving memories.

:28:54
Preserving memories?
What are you going to preserve?

:28:57
What, old cocktail napkins
with guys' phone numbers on 'em?


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