:28:03
Let me ask yous two,
:28:05
are you like what,
assistant ministers?
:28:07
Well, uh, we're what you call
"counselors to the bishop."
:28:11
Like the consigliere.
:28:16
We also have full time jobs too.
Our work at the church is voluntary.
:28:21
That's right.
That's right.
:28:22
I know you don't
have anything lined up yet.
:28:25
I mean... I could go into work
:28:27
and talk to my manager about you
if you'd like.
:28:30
Oh, that'd be great.
:28:31
This is so nice.
Look at all this you got here.
:28:35
You even saved your kid's hospital
ID tag from when they was born.
:28:38
You know what?
If you're interested,
:28:40
there are a ton
of scrapbooking stores around here.
:28:43
It's really popular.
:28:45
There's stores where people
come to save their junk?
:28:49
Oh yeah, they do very well.
:28:51
Besides, it's not junk.
It's preserving memories.
:28:54
Preserving memories?
What are you going to preserve?
:28:57
What, old cocktail napkins
with guys' phone numbers on 'em?
:29:00
Okay.
Who wants desert?
:29:02
Sorry about my dad;
he's kind of got a big mouth.
:29:06
You know what?
He's hysterical.
:29:08
My family is so boring with their
domestic-tranquility lifestyle.
:29:11
Your brother seems like kind of
a cool guy.
:29:14
Yeah, whatever.
He was my last resort.
:29:17
I lived in California before my
parent's moved to the Philippines.
:29:20
My dad had to become
a mission president over there.
:29:23
So jacked up.
:29:25
I didn't want to go,
so I had to come here.
:29:28
Your dad was a mission president.
What's that?
:29:31
Those guys that come to your door
to talk about the Mormon Church.
:29:35
- Mormon missionaries.
- Yeah.
:29:37
Well, the mission president
:29:38
is the really old guy in charge
of all those young guys.
:29:42
I thought it would be cool
:29:44
to give the Mormons
the Jehovah's Witnesses' addresses
:29:46
and the Jehovah's Witnesses
the Mormons' addresses.
:29:48
Have 'em go at it...
:29:50
like religion's version
of the Bloods and the Crips.
:29:55
- Do you ski?
- No.
:29:57
I might do something,
if I don't want to die of boredom.