:29:00
Okay.
Who wants desert?
:29:02
Sorry about my dad;
he's kind of got a big mouth.
:29:06
You know what?
He's hysterical.
:29:08
My family is so boring with their
domestic-tranquility lifestyle.
:29:11
Your brother seems like kind of
a cool guy.
:29:14
Yeah, whatever.
He was my last resort.
:29:17
I lived in California before my
parent's moved to the Philippines.
:29:20
My dad had to become
a mission president over there.
:29:23
So jacked up.
:29:25
I didn't want to go,
so I had to come here.
:29:28
Your dad was a mission president.
What's that?
:29:31
Those guys that come to your door
to talk about the Mormon Church.
:29:35
- Mormon missionaries.
- Yeah.
:29:37
Well, the mission president
:29:38
is the really old guy in charge
of all those young guys.
:29:42
I thought it would be cool
:29:44
to give the Mormons
the Jehovah's Witnesses' addresses
:29:46
and the Jehovah's Witnesses
the Mormons' addresses.
:29:48
Have 'em go at it...
:29:50
like religion's version
of the Bloods and the Crips.
:29:55
- Do you ski?
- No.
:29:57
I might do something,
if I don't want to die of boredom.
:30:00
At least you have a satellite
dish to entertain you.
:30:03
You saw that?
:30:05
Your secret's safe with me.
:30:08
Hey, no boys in the room.
You know the rules.
:30:10
That was at home.
I didn't know that applied here.
:30:13
Same family, same rules.
:30:15
I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to disrespect.
:30:17
You didn't know.
Listen, we've got cake. Come on.
:30:19
I'm watching my weight.
:30:20
Watch it downstairs with us.
:30:22
Let's go.
:30:24
Rick, have you thought about
going out for sports
:30:27
at the high school?
:30:28
- Uh, no, probably not.
- Really?
:30:31
You seem like the kind of guy
they could use.
:30:33
Yeah?
Like what kind of sports?
:30:36
You know, the regular ones.
Baseball, basketball, wrestling...
:30:40
Wrestling?
:30:41
You mean like, you know,
busting heads, fightin'?
:30:44
Well, it's not like on TV.
:30:46
No, no, no.
It's fighting.
:30:48
The beauty is,
it's sanctioned by the school.
:30:50
They let you!
:30:51
Beat the crap out of kids,
and I don't get calls
:30:55
from some p.o.'d
vice principal sayin',
:30:57
"Your kid beat up this one,
he threatened this guy over here."