:30:00
At least you have a satellite
dish to entertain you.
:30:03
You saw that?
:30:05
Your secret's safe with me.
:30:08
Hey, no boys in the room.
You know the rules.
:30:10
That was at home.
I didn't know that applied here.
:30:13
Same family, same rules.
:30:15
I'm sorry, sir.
I didn't mean to disrespect.
:30:17
You didn't know.
Listen, we've got cake. Come on.
:30:19
I'm watching my weight.
:30:20
Watch it downstairs with us.
:30:22
Let's go.
:30:24
Rick, have you thought about
going out for sports
:30:27
at the high school?
:30:28
- Uh, no, probably not.
- Really?
:30:31
You seem like the kind of guy
they could use.
:30:33
Yeah?
Like what kind of sports?
:30:36
You know, the regular ones.
Baseball, basketball, wrestling...
:30:40
Wrestling?
:30:41
You mean like, you know,
busting heads, fightin'?
:30:44
Well, it's not like on TV.
:30:46
No, no, no.
It's fighting.
:30:48
The beauty is,
it's sanctioned by the school.
:30:50
They let you!
:30:51
Beat the crap out of kids,
and I don't get calls
:30:55
from some p.o.'d
vice principal sayin',
:30:57
"Your kid beat up this one,
he threatened this guy over here."
:31:02
No fuss.
:31:03
I'm not involved with you.
:31:04
I love it!
Love it!
:31:07
But it's not fighting.
:31:09
No, no, it's not fighting at all.
:31:11
Wink, wink, nod, nod.
I getcha.
:31:21
Brother Cheeseman,
will you read us a story?
:31:24
Oh, so you're a brother already?
:31:27
You know what, sweetheart?
:31:28
George is visiting.
Let's leave him alone.
:31:30
Yeah, I can uh, yeah,
I can read a story to children.
:31:35
What is this?
"The Three Little Pigs?"
:31:38
I don't need a book.
I know this story!
:31:41
You ready to hear it?
All right.
:31:44
Once upon a time there were
three little pigs:
:31:46
Antonio, Joseppi, and Fredo.
:31:48
Antonio, he lived in a straw house.
:31:51
Joseppi lived in a stick house.
:31:54
And Fredo, nice brick house
:31:56
with the cobblestone driveway
and the lights underneath
:31:58
that show the trees at night...
adds to the curb appeal.