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No fuss.
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I'm not involved with you.
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I love it!
Love it!
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But it's not fighting.
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No, no, it's not fighting at all.
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Wink, wink, nod, nod.
I getcha.
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Brother Cheeseman,
will you read us a story?
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Oh, so you're a brother already?
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You know what, sweetheart?
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George is visiting.
Let's leave him alone.
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Yeah, I can uh, yeah,
I can read a story to children.
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What is this?
"The Three Little Pigs?"
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I don't need a book.
I know this story!
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You ready to hear it?
All right.
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Once upon a time there were
three little pigs:
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Antonio, Joseppi, and Fredo.
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Antonio, he lived in a straw house.
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Joseppi lived in a stick house.
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And Fredo, nice brick house
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with the cobblestone driveway
and the lights underneath
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that show the trees at night...
adds to the curb appeal.
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One day, Antonio,
in the straw house,
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is sittin' around,
pickin' his teeth,
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watchin' television,
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when he hears a knock on the door.
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It's a soft knock.
The door's made of straw.
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Outside he hears,
"Big Bad Wolf,
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"I'm here to collect
my protection money."
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This is money that the wolf charges
them every month not to eat them.
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Protection money.
They'd give money in an envelope.
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Antonio was just sick of it.
He doesn't want to pay the wolf.
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So Antonio says, "Forget it!
I'm not payin' you anymore!"
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Now, this of course,
makes the wolf very irate.
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So, he says, "I am gonna huff,
I am gonna puff,
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and I am gonna b-b-b-b-blow
your house down!"
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Antonio is very, very upset,
and the wolf huffs
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and he puffs... blows it down.
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Now, Antonio is losing
his little pig mind,
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running around
screaming and yelling.
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His house is ruined.
He's got no insurance.
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He runs
to his buddy Joseppi's house.
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Boom, boom, boom.
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Joseppi, let me in!
The wolf just...
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- "He blew it d..."
- "Yes, he blew it down!
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Come on inside, sit down,
have an espresso, relax."