Monster-in-Law
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:12:01
So takeout
or raid your fridge?

:12:07
Here we go.
:12:09
Take it easy, Lilly.
:12:12
Easy.
:12:21
Hi.
:12:23
You never called me back so I figured
I would bring the coffee to you.

:12:26
Thanks.
:12:28
Um, look, I think you're
a really nice guy and everything,

:12:32
but I don't know why
you called me.

:12:34
- Hmm?
- I'm a woman.

:12:36
Yeah, I love that fact.
:12:40
Have you ever been
with a woman?

:12:45
Excuse me?
:12:46
I mean, have you only
ever been with men?

:12:49
Men?
What are you talking...

:12:50
whoa whoa whoa.
Wait a minute, I'm not gay.

:12:52
- You're not?
- No.

:12:55
No, I like women.
Lots of... no, not lots of women,

:12:58
but you know what I mean.
:12:59
Why did you think
I was gay?

:13:03
Awkward.
:13:04
Okay, I got to go now.
:13:07
Wait wait.
Wait wait wait.

:13:09
Okay, I'll prove to you
that I'm not gay.

:13:11
Let me take you out on Friday night.
We'll watch the playoffs,

:13:14
I'll order a pizza,
I'll completely ignore you.

:13:17
Give me one good reason.
:13:21
'Cause I'm different.
:13:23
Really?
:13:26
Okay, what color
are my eyes?

:13:31
Well, at first glance,
your eyes are brown.

:13:33
But when the light hits them
they change to amber.

:13:37
And if you look really closely around the
iris the color is pure honey.

:13:42
But when you look
into the sun

:13:45
they almost look green.
:13:47
That's my favorite.
:13:55
How did I do?
:13:58
I would've settled
for brown.


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