Monster-in-Law
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:58:00
No no no.
:58:03
You did all the cooking.
I'll clean up.

:58:05
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

:58:07
I am kind of tired.
Thanks.

:58:10
Well, I'll just
go up to bed then.

:58:12
I had kind of a difficult
night last night.

:58:14
You had a difficult night?
:58:20
He's skidding
out of control.

:58:22
This bus is out of control.
:58:30
Is somebody there?
:58:32
Tina.
:58:36
Tina.
:58:38
Who the hell is that?
:58:59
Oh.
:59:01
What?
Oh my God.

:59:03
- I thought you were sleeping.
- Well, I couldn't sleep.

:59:06
Hmm? What do you think
of my outfit?

:59:08
This is a ceremonial robe
given to me by Chairman Mao.

:59:11
These go with the robe.
:59:12
This was a birthday gift
from the Dalai Lama.

:59:15
He never forgot
my birthday.

:59:18
Of course now
he doesn't care anymore.

:59:20
- Do you mind if I sit with you?
- No.

:59:22
- Just for a little while.
- Okay.

:59:24
Why is she running?
:59:29
Well, someone's
chasing her.

:59:31
Why is he chasing her?
:59:34
I'm not sure.
:59:36
Well, who is he?
:59:37
I don't know.
We have to watch.

:59:40
- You have to stop talking.
- Mm.

:59:42
Don't you hate
what she's wearing?

:59:44
Running out there
with bare feet and, what is that,

:59:47
a pajama top?
It's so unrealistic.

:59:49
I once did a whole segment
on nighttime television.

:59:52
You would not believe
:59:55
how much the demographics
influence the networks.

:59:57
I mean it's just ridiculous.
All they care about is the bottom line.


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