:56:00
''l like to skydive, ride motorcycles
and enjoy rodeo,''
:56:04
But you don't do any of those things,
:56:06
lt's an ad, lt's like those cars that say
they get 30 miles to the gallon,
:56:11
l mean, who knows,
:56:13
You just want someone
to take you out for a test drive,
:56:16
l'm not comfortable advertising myself
this way,
:56:18
Honey, when you get to be my age
and approaching your expiration date,,,
:56:22
,,,it pays to advertise,
This baby never sleeps,
:56:27
lt's working for me 24 hours a day,
God bless its little Pentium-chip heart,
:56:33
So tell me about your ex,
:56:36
Kevin, He's a fireman,
:56:39
And cute, Very, very cute,
:56:42
l have the calendars,
:56:44
We met when l was dating
all my brothers' friends,
:56:47
My first two husbands were friends
of my brother Dave,
:56:51
Both of them bastards,
But then, so was my brother Dave,
:56:55
Things seemed to be going according
to plan with me and Kevin,
:56:59
We had our work, we got a house,
then it was time to have kids,
:57:03
But he was never ready,
:57:05
l was 34, Then 35, then 36,
:57:09
Then instead of children, Kevin decided
to have Veronica, Ronnie,
:57:13
Chatty as hell and 1 5 years younger,
:57:16
They got married two months ago,
:57:21
Did l mention that she's pregnant?
:57:29
Go get it,
:57:34
Hey,
:57:38
-What are you doing in the real world?
-Dogsitting, My brother and his wife,,,
:57:42
,,,are at marriage counseling, They don't
want her to know they're having trouble,
:57:46
You're a dog guy,
:57:47
You kidding me? l'm half Labrador,
Throw that ball, See who gets it,
:57:52
-l found him, l found the one l want!
-Austin,
:57:54
-l found my puppy!
-You did?
:57:56
-l'm getting a puppy!
-You are? That's amazing!
:57:59
-lt's so exciting!
-l'm so happy for you,