1:18:03
And, ''We're adopting a puppy,''
1:18:05
And the fake professor thing
with these fake glasses,
1:18:07
These aren't even real,
are they?
1:18:12
Sorry,
1:18:15
l just hate guys like you,
l hate guys like you!
1:18:51
But this is a good look for you, Sarah,
1:18:53
You've gone beyond pajamas
and are now wearing the bed,
1:18:58
Oh, God, l just went after
the wrong guy again, Like always,
1:19:01
l slept with a man
who's not my husband,
1:19:05
l'm promiscuous,
1:19:07
We should redo your profile
and put that in it,
1:19:13
Oh, God, l'm a complete
and total love failure,
1:19:19
-Oh, no,
-Stop it, it's not that funny,
1:19:22
Stop laughing,
1:19:24
What about that cute guy l met?
Condom man,
1:19:27
-Yes, that's how he likes to be known,
-Condom man?
1:19:31
-Sounds like a superhero,
-l can't,
1:19:35
He hates me, And l don't blame him,
1:19:39
No, l had my chance with him,
and l blew it,
1:19:45
Let's go watch Beaches,
1:19:47
Oh, my God,
1:19:55
When they remake this, they gotta
add a happy ending and nudity,
1:19:58
They won't remake it, Nobody wants
to watch this kind of yearning nowadays,