1:19:01
l slept with a man
who's not my husband,
1:19:05
l'm promiscuous,
1:19:07
We should redo your profile
and put that in it,
1:19:13
Oh, God, l'm a complete
and total love failure,
1:19:19
-Oh, no,
-Stop it, it's not that funny,
1:19:22
Stop laughing,
1:19:24
What about that cute guy l met?
Condom man,
1:19:27
-Yes, that's how he likes to be known,
-Condom man?
1:19:31
-Sounds like a superhero,
-l can't,
1:19:35
He hates me, And l don't blame him,
1:19:39
No, l had my chance with him,
and l blew it,
1:19:45
Let's go watch Beaches,
1:19:47
Oh, my God,
1:19:55
When they remake this, they gotta
add a happy ending and nudity,
1:19:58
They won't remake it, Nobody wants
to watch this kind of yearning nowadays,
1:20:02
lt's too painful,
1:20:04
-Modern man can't take it,
-This has gotta end,
1:20:07
There's a world beyond Zhivago-land,
1:20:09
Forget about the dog-park girl
and live again,
1:20:11
You think your friend still wants
to buy my boat?
1:20:14
Let him chop it up,
stick it on his wall,
1:20:16
-Call him,
-Seriously?
1:20:19
Tell him to come by the boat basin
this weekend, l'll row it down myself,
1:20:25
And call some of those insane,
pansexual girls you're so fond of,
1:20:29
l want a date every day
until Christmas,
1:20:36
-Where have you been all my life?
-Waiting for you,
1:20:45
You are absolutely perfect,
You know that, don't you?
1:20:48
l do, But it's still nice to hear,
1:20:52
Hello, hello, Hi,
1:20:54
Look at you, cute jammies,
1:20:57
Already in them, a little early for that,
Come on, have a seat,