:25:00
Fine.
:25:04
- I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
- It's okay. I'm sorry I called you a trollop.
:25:09
I don't even really know what one is.
:25:11
It's a promiscuous woman,
often a prostitute.
:25:14
Okay.
:25:16
It is time to open up my big bag of fun.
:25:20
These are assorted items that I've stolen
from Dad for our consumption this evening.
:25:25
Item number one:
Dad's wine-flavored cigars.
:25:28
Don't those things make you cough?
:25:30
No, they're cigars.
You don't have to swallow. I mean, inhale.
:25:33
No, thanks.
:25:35
Are you sure, Randa?
:25:36
To become successful actresses
you have to learn how to smoke them.
:25:39
- It's trendy.
- That's true.
:25:41
No, thank you, I do not smoke.
:25:43
Okay. Item number two:
:25:47
One of Dad's many, many pornos.
:25:50
Titty Lickers 2.
The search for Golden Curlies.
:25:53
- Why would we want to watch a porno?
- 'Cause they're funny.
:25:56
Besides, we have to teach Randa about sex,
and this is the best way to learn.
:26:01
And item number three...
:26:02
and I could get into real, real trouble
if I got caught with these:
:26:07
- Dad's Twinkies.
- Too fattening.
:26:10
Would you please stop criticizing
everything in my big bag of fun?
:26:14
I spent a lot of time putting this together.
:26:16
Anyway, we can barf them up later,
Queen of the Duh.
:26:18
No, change the channel, I can't watch this.
:26:22
Martin Stivers.
:26:25
- Who is Martin Stivers?
- You didn't hear about it?
:26:29
Some kid in a private school in Bel Air
just walked into his cafeteria...
:26:33
with an assault rifle and opened fire.
:26:36
- Killed, like, 10 kids.
- Twelve.
:26:39
Hey, wait, that's the reporter
that's doing the feature on our school.
:26:43
- I hear she's a lesbian.
- Really?
:26:45
She doesn't look like a lesbian.
:26:47
What is a lesbian?
:26:49
... knows no racial or economic boundaries...
:26:51
that violence can stretch
far beyond the limits of the inner city.
:26:55
Inside the school, there's...
:26:56
I have nightmares about this kid.
:26:59
He wasn't sorry for it, or anything.