:26:01
And item number three...
:26:02
and I could get into real, real trouble
if I got caught with these:
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- Dad's Twinkies.
- Too fattening.
:26:10
Would you please stop criticizing
everything in my big bag of fun?
:26:14
I spent a lot of time putting this together.
:26:16
Anyway, we can barf them up later,
Queen of the Duh.
:26:18
No, change the channel, I can't watch this.
:26:22
Martin Stivers.
:26:25
- Who is Martin Stivers?
- You didn't hear about it?
:26:29
Some kid in a private school in Bel Air
just walked into his cafeteria...
:26:33
with an assault rifle and opened fire.
:26:36
- Killed, like, 10 kids.
- Twelve.
:26:39
Hey, wait, that's the reporter
that's doing the feature on our school.
:26:43
- I hear she's a lesbian.
- Really?
:26:45
She doesn't look like a lesbian.
:26:47
What is a lesbian?
:26:49
... knows no racial or economic boundaries...
:26:51
that violence can stretch
far beyond the limits of the inner city.
:26:55
Inside the school, there's...
:26:56
I have nightmares about this kid.
:26:59
He wasn't sorry for it, or anything.
:27:00
And when they took him away,
he was, like, laughing.
:27:03
Rambo.
:27:05
In some ways, I know how he feels.
:27:09
I mean,
there are just so many stupid, annoying...
:27:14
worthless people on this planet.
:27:18
They just, like,
get in the way of what you want.
:27:23
The shooting took place between classes,
between the first and second...
:27:26
Anyhow, let's watch the skin flick.
:27:32
Drink up, there.
I don't want it to go to waste.
:27:34
Thank you.
So I did take the car into the shop today.
:27:37
- That was fun.
- That's nice.
:27:41
And I walked in, you know...
:27:43
and it was like this little rabbit
being chucked into this den of foxes...
:27:49
and I swear they started licking their lips,
you know, the moment...
:27:54
At the sight of this middle-class woman...
:27:55
who obviously doesn't know
the first thing about cars...
:27:58
and can be completely taken advantage of,
which is true.