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What about her?
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She's a very good student.
She's very bright.
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You sure about that?
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Yeah, she's a fantastic actress, as well.
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Let me tell you something
about Kimberly Joyce.
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Last year, her freshman year,
she took a standard IQ test...
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obliterated all school records.
Nobody believed it.
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They figured she was cheating,
so they made her take it again.
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She scored even higher.
Made her take it a third time.
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Guess what happened on the third time?
Her test broke the computer.
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- It broke... She scored that high?
- No, she didn't.
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She penciled in those little circles
to spell "fuck you."
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- Does that break the computer?
- My point is this:
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You have brains like that,
you have the face of an angel...
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throw in a ripe little pubescent body
bursting out of that uniform...
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- that spells trouble.
- Okay.
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The devil wears a gray skirt, my friend,
and her name is Kimberly Joyce.
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Earlier this week, in detention...
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I could have sworn
she was coming on to me.
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Of course she was coming on to you.
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Do you want to know why
she was coming on to you?
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'Cause she knows
you can't do anything about it, that's why.
:51:20
And forget English, Math, Science.
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For them,
high school is all cock-teasing 101.
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And I got news for you.
Those two are on the honor role.
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I mean, look at them.
Look at them over there.
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Whispering. Giggling.
:51:36
You know exactly what they're saying, too.
:51:39
Brittany, God, Mr. Nicholl is so sexy.
:51:44
I mean, he's got such a cute ass.
:51:47
You know, one time I saw Mr. Nicholl
when he thought I wasn't looking.
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He picked a booger out of his nose,
and then he ate it.
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You know what, Perc?
Any moment now, they're going to walk by...