:21:02
Boy, will you get a load of this dump?
:21:04
Even Old MacDonald wouldn't want
this farm, but it's perfect.
:21:07
Miles from the Jersey shore,
not an ocean in sight, not even a birdbath.
:21:12
No one will look for a classy guy
like the Goose here.
:21:17
Watch where you're going,
that's my knee.
:21:21
So that's how we land
in the big city.
:21:23
If there's no parking space,
you make one.
:21:26
Any of you mugs got a problem
with that?
:21:29
Nice landing.
Can we see you take off now?
:21:31
Are you a small horse
or some sort of an ass?
:21:33
- Because you look like an ass to me.
- I don't mean to be rude...
:21:37
...but you seem to be more surf than turf.
Did you take a wrong turn?
:21:40
Because you look slow, I'll skip the salad
and get to the risotto.
:21:44
Let's just say I'm having
a little disagreement with my family.
:21:47
We disagree on whether or not
they should whack me. Name's Goose.
:21:51
Oh, a pelican named Goose.
Well, my name's Duck.
:21:53
- Duck? Duck?
- Duck. Goose.
:21:56
Oh, you're funny.
:21:57
But there's only room for one wise guy
on this farm, and you should know...
:22:01
...Goose is a name that strikes fear
into anyone on the East Coast.
:22:06
Don't shoot! I didn't do it!
:22:07
It was the horse with the funny hair.
The goat's in on it.
:22:11
You're fine unless you're being chased
by a tractor.
:22:13
Look, here's the whole spaghetti sauce.
:22:15
I'm a hit bird, and when Sammy the Gull
needs a lesson taught...
:22:19
...the Goose is the guy he calls.
:22:21
Only this last job, I had a little mishap.
:22:24
Instead of hitting Freddy the Flamingo,
I hit Sammy's capo, Johnny Storkanado.
:22:29
And now Sammy, Freddy, Johnny,
they're all after me.
:22:32
- Hey, ever try shutting up?
- Ever try swimming in cement horseshoes?
:22:36
- I've taken out punks bigger than you.
- What, you talk them to death?
:22:39
Careful, pony boy, or somebody's gonna
wake up with your head in their bed.
:22:44
Knew from that pecker
you'd be a bigmouth.
:22:46
Watch it, stumpy.
:22:47
I'd cut you off at the knees, but it looks
like somebody's beaten me to it.
:22:51
All right, knock it off.
Nobody has anything to prove here.
:22:55
Proof? You want proof, huh?
:22:57
You see Rusty the Rotating Rooster
up there?