:22:01
...Goose is a name that strikes fear
into anyone on the East Coast.
:22:06
Don't shoot! I didn't do it!
:22:07
It was the horse with the funny hair.
The goat's in on it.
:22:11
You're fine unless you're being chased
by a tractor.
:22:13
Look, here's the whole spaghetti sauce.
:22:15
I'm a hit bird, and when Sammy the Gull
needs a lesson taught...
:22:19
...the Goose is the guy he calls.
:22:21
Only this last job, I had a little mishap.
:22:24
Instead of hitting Freddy the Flamingo,
I hit Sammy's capo, Johnny Storkanado.
:22:29
And now Sammy, Freddy, Johnny,
they're all after me.
:22:32
- Hey, ever try shutting up?
- Ever try swimming in cement horseshoes?
:22:36
- I've taken out punks bigger than you.
- What, you talk them to death?
:22:39
Careful, pony boy, or somebody's gonna
wake up with your head in their bed.
:22:44
Knew from that pecker
you'd be a bigmouth.
:22:46
Watch it, stumpy.
:22:47
I'd cut you off at the knees, but it looks
like somebody's beaten me to it.
:22:51
All right, knock it off.
Nobody has anything to prove here.
:22:55
Proof? You want proof, huh?
:22:57
You see Rusty the Rotating Rooster
up there?
:23:00
- He's about to get Goosed.
- Where is hunting season when you need it?
:23:06
Okay, adjust for the wind.
Nice, level flight.
:23:10
Come on, Goose, use the Force.
:23:21
Well, you can't say that he couldn't
hit the broadside of a barn door.
:23:25
Acid rain! Acid rain! I'm blind.
It's too late for me.
:23:29
Save yourselves. I'm going to the light.
I see a bucket of dead relatives!
:23:34
Extra crispy. Extra crispy!
:23:47
That's the worst turn
I've ever seen anybody make.
:23:50
- Awful, terrible, stink-o.
- I have no idea what you're talking about.
:23:54
The Blue Moon Races
are the worst-kept secret of all time.
:23:57
I know. I almost had him.