:08:00
- I'll see you at the tip-off.
- All right, Mom.
:08:04
Because if I hadn't, I-
I wouldn't have had you.
:08:08
Keith?
:08:11
I wouldn't have had you.
:08:14
I always think of the good mom stuff
after he's gone. Crazy.
:08:37
It's game day
here at Mount Vernon.
:08:40
Let's take a moment to review
the Smelters' starting lineup.
:08:42
First off,
we have Keith Ellis.
:08:45
Now, everyone knows Keith Ellis is
the best player on the team, including Keith.
:08:48
At power forward is One Love.
:08:50
Okay, now, the only thing One Love
loves more than playing basketball...
:08:53
is his shoes, um...
:08:55
his hair, his image,
and his shoes again.
:08:58
At point guard,
we've got Ralph.
:09:00
The kid has got
four older brothers, okay?
:09:02
All of them
were all-star athletes.
:09:03
I mean, the pressure
to succeed is tremendous.
:09:07
Returning as small forward
is the player with the best attitude...
:09:10
and the worst vision.
:09:12
Last year, he held the record
for the most balls to the face.
:09:16
- Luckily, this year, he has a solution.
- And a new nickname, Annie.
:09:19
Everyone's
callin' the kid Goggles.
:09:21
Rounding out
the starting five is Fuzzy.
:09:24
Now, we have
high expectations for the kid.
:09:26
I mean, word on the street
is that he's been bulking up...
:09:30
specifically
for this season.
:09:34
And, of course, the coach of
our intrepid team and home ec teacher...
:09:39
Mr. Newirth.
:09:41
While he's never coached before
or even played the game of basketball...
:09:44
he proved to the administration he was
exactly what they were looking for.
:09:48
Oh, yeah? How?
:09:50
- He volunteered for the job.
- Okay.
:09:52
Get a shoe contract yet,
One Love?
:09:54
- Not yet.
- Bam!