:09:00
The kid has got
four older brothers, okay?
:09:02
All of them
were all-star athletes.
:09:03
I mean, the pressure
to succeed is tremendous.
:09:07
Returning as small forward
is the player with the best attitude...
:09:10
and the worst vision.
:09:12
Last year, he held the record
for the most balls to the face.
:09:16
- Luckily, this year, he has a solution.
- And a new nickname, Annie.
:09:19
Everyone's
callin' the kid Goggles.
:09:21
Rounding out
the starting five is Fuzzy.
:09:24
Now, we have
high expectations for the kid.
:09:26
I mean, word on the street
is that he's been bulking up...
:09:30
specifically
for this season.
:09:34
And, of course, the coach of
our intrepid team and home ec teacher...
:09:39
Mr. Newirth.
:09:41
While he's never coached before
or even played the game of basketball...
:09:44
he proved to the administration he was
exactly what they were looking for.
:09:48
Oh, yeah? How?
:09:50
- He volunteered for the job.
- Okay.
:09:52
Get a shoe contract yet,
One Love?
:09:54
- Not yet.
- Bam!
:10:00
Your deal.
:10:01
Court's free.
You little guys wanna warm up?
:10:04
What for?
:10:06
Want a cookie?
:10:08
- You spit on this?
- No.
:10:11
- All right.
- Game nine, and the pressure is on.
:10:15
But you couldn't tell by looking at the calm,
confident faces of the Smelters...
:10:18
easily the best 0-8 team
in the league...
:10:20
hungry to avenge
their nail-biting loss last week.
:10:23
86 to zero.
:10:25
In which the Smelters were subjected
to several hundred bad calls.
:10:31
Break!