:11:01
Do you know the difference
between a wife and a mistress ?
:11:03
l don't have either, boss.
:11:05
No ?
:11:09
A wife wears a sari,
a mistress wears a micro-mini.
:11:12
A wife wears a wedding thread,
for the mistress, a diamond necklace.
:11:15
A wife wears a cotton nightgown,
the mistress gets a red lingerie.
:11:19
And that is now a mistress.
Get it ? Good.
:11:25
Boss. Dheka's looking for you. - So ?
:11:27
He looks quite angy !
- Tell me something l don't know.
:11:29
l've dammed a waterfall here.
:11:43
lt's amazing how Aslam Dheka flew from..
:11:46
..Dhaka to Melbourne on one ticket.
:11:48
He sat on two seats
and ate enough food for three.
:11:51
The sound of his belch is
still echoing in that Boeing 7 47.
:11:55
He spent his life savings
in buying a hot dog stall.
:11:57
Dheka was a happy man...
:11:59
..he ate some and he sold some.
Then luck smiled on him.
:12:01
While a lawyer was eating his last hot..
:12:04
..dog a drunken driver
trashed his car.
:12:07
They sued and Dheka struck gold.
:12:10
Overnight he became the owner
and chief patron of 'Nick of Time'.
:12:14
You see ?
:12:15
See what ?
:12:16
See nothing ! No people,
no customers, no-one ! Why ?
:12:21
How should l know ?
:12:23
Salaam Namaste ! (Greetings)
:12:24
Same to you.
:12:25
All this happening because
of your radio station !
:12:28
You are going late and my
restaurant is being insulted.
:12:31
Now you better not being late,
ever again !
:12:33
And if you are, l will fire you !
:12:38
Understand.
:12:40
Tomorrow, ten o' clock sharp !
Understand ? Otherwise...
:12:44
Fire ?
:12:47
Murder !
:12:58
Are you hearing the radio ?