:10:02
No.
:10:03
Don't feel bad, next time you will.
:10:07
By the way,
l'll need your car tomorrow.
:10:09
Okay ? Thank you ! Bye !
:10:18
Why the hell do you want
to ruin my reputation ?
:10:22
You forgot the bay leaf,
the cardamom is almost non-existent
:10:28
And please, eveybody, come here.
:10:32
Just because salt is cheap does..
:10:34
..not mean we need to put it in everything.
:10:35
We are not in lndia now...
please, go easy on the salt.
:10:38
Now, l need to go and pee.
Promise me...
:10:42
You won't use the next five
minutes to ruin another dish.
:10:45
Promise me !
:10:46
We promise, boss !
:10:47
Thank you ! Excuse me.
:10:54
Looks just like home-cooked food.
- Thank you boss
:10:56
So who needs to eat out ?
They could have just made this at home.
:11:01
Do you know the difference
between a wife and a mistress ?
:11:03
l don't have either, boss.
:11:05
No ?
:11:09
A wife wears a sari,
a mistress wears a micro-mini.
:11:12
A wife wears a wedding thread,
for the mistress, a diamond necklace.
:11:15
A wife wears a cotton nightgown,
the mistress gets a red lingerie.
:11:19
And that is now a mistress.
Get it ? Good.
:11:25
Boss. Dheka's looking for you. - So ?
:11:27
He looks quite angy !
- Tell me something l don't know.
:11:29
l've dammed a waterfall here.
:11:43
lt's amazing how Aslam Dheka flew from..
:11:46
..Dhaka to Melbourne on one ticket.
:11:48
He sat on two seats
and ate enough food for three.
:11:51
The sound of his belch is
still echoing in that Boeing 7 47.
:11:55
He spent his life savings
in buying a hot dog stall.
:11:57
Dheka was a happy man...
:11:59
..he ate some and he sold some.
Then luck smiled on him.