:48:01
Psych, I'll always be
fresh to death.
:48:03
You see, I got this problem.
:48:05
I'm addicted to getting money.
:48:07
I need all the dough.
:48:09
Some call me greedy.
:48:10
I call myself a cakeaholic.
:48:12
So I do all kind of things
to make all kind of money.
:48:15
You should already know
I'm a super duper big cat...
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so of course I pick up...
:48:19
about a hundred of them things
from the airport...
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and I do it in style.
:48:22
I got the baddest chick
on the planet...
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delivering it to me.
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She'll do anything I say...
a real soldier.
:48:27
I tell her what to do,
and she does it...
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no questions asked.
:48:30
She loves me to death.
:48:31
Hello? You going to make me
carry the bags by myself...
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all that way, motherfucker?
:48:35
First of all,
you promised me a G-4...
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not a Challenger.
:48:40
I might as well be flying coach.
:48:42
That's, like, a thousand dollar
fine right there.
:48:45
And second of all,
that freeze-dried food.
:48:48
You better be taking me
to Mr. Chow's...
:48:49
for some squab right now...
:48:50
because that shit
was disgusting.
:48:53
And by the way,
look at my boots.
:48:55
These are my favorite boots.
:48:56
I got water stains
on my boots...
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because that dumb ass
flight attendant...
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spilled Evian
all over my boots.
:49:01
That's two more grand
for the boots.
:49:04
You know what?
Step your game up a little bit.
:49:07
You're taking me shopping.
:49:09
Nice to see you, too.
Get the fuck in the car.
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Now, to the average dude,
that alone would be enough...
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but I'm not lazy.
:49:18
Tell them
I want my money by Tuesday.
:49:19
Like I told y'all,
I'm addicted to getting money.
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So, I hit a select few with
a couple of burns at a time...
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but also break them down
brick by brick.
:49:28
There's some key, halves.
:49:30
There's some quarters.
There's some eighths...
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ounces, half-ounces.
:49:34
I even cook
the shit up myself...
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because I got to get
all them extras.
:49:37
I chop it up, bottle it up.
:49:39
You see it, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
:49:43
Pass some dimes, nicks, tres...
:49:46
two for fives,
even two-dollar bottles.
:49:48
If I could,
I'd pitch them shits myself...
:49:51
but there's
only 24 hours in a day...
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and there's only one Dame.
:49:55
You see, I'm an executive,
a businessman.
:49:57
Some even call me a CEO.