The 40 Year Old Virgin
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:01:08
[Telephone ringing]
:01:14
Hello?
Hey. Hi. Hello.

:01:17
Is this Trish?
:01:19
Who's calling, please?
This is Andy.

:01:21
Hi, Andy.
Hi, how you doing?

:01:23
I'm good. How're you doing?
I'm doing great.

:01:27
(Cal)
So you're gay, now?

:01:28
No, I'm not gay.
I'm just celibate.

:01:31
I think...
I mean, that sounds gay.

:01:33
I just want you to know
that this is the
first conversation...

:01:36
of three conversations
that leads to you being gay.

:01:40
There's this
and then in a year
it's like, "You know...

:01:43
"I'm kind of going to wanna
get back out there,
but I think I like guys."

:01:46
And then there's the big,
"I'm a gay guy now."

:01:49
You're gay for saying that.
I'm gay for saying that?

:01:51
You know how I know
you're gay?
How? How do you know I'm gay?

:01:54
'Cause you macraméd yourself
a pair of jean shorts.

:01:57
You know how I know
you're gay?

:01:58
You just told me
you're not sleeping
with women anymore.

:02:00
You know how I know
you're gay?
How?

:02:02
'Cause you're gay
and you can tell
who other gay people are?

:02:05
Do you know how I know
you're gay?
How?

:02:06
You like Coldplay.
:02:09
You're dead.
:02:10
[Both groaning]
:02:11
Come on.
:02:12
Leave my torso alone
at least.

:02:15
I also wanted to call...
:02:17
and see what night
you might want to go out.

:02:20
I'm actually free tonight.
:02:23
Okay. Now, I was thinking
maybe this weekend,
but that's good. Okay.

:02:27
(Trish)
Great.

:02:28
Okay, what time
do you want to pick me up?

:02:31
Let's see.
:02:34
That's actually
kind of a problem
because I ride a bike.

:02:37
That's cool.
Are you kidding me?

:02:39
I love getting on the back
of a motorcycle.

:02:41
My boyfriend in college
drove a motorcycle.

:02:44
So, I mean, I'm cool.
:02:45
Yeah, I bet that was cool.
I ride a bicycle.

:02:51
You know how I know
that you're gay?

:02:52
How?
:02:54
You like the movie
Maid in Manhattan.

:02:56
You know how I know
you're gay?
How?

:02:57
I saw you make a spinach dip
in a loaf of
sourdough bread once.


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