:02:00
You know how I know
you're gay?
How?
:02:02
'Cause you're gay
and you can tell
who other gay people are?
:02:05
Do you know how I know
you're gay?
How?
:02:06
You like Coldplay.
:02:09
You're dead.
:02:10
[Both groaning]
:02:11
Come on.
:02:12
Leave my torso alone
at least.
:02:15
I also wanted to call...
:02:17
and see what night
you might want to go out.
:02:20
I'm actually free tonight.
:02:23
Okay. Now, I was thinking
maybe this weekend,
but that's good. Okay.
:02:27
(Trish)
Great.
:02:28
Okay, what time
do you want to pick me up?
:02:31
Let's see.
:02:34
That's actually
kind of a problem
because I ride a bike.
:02:37
That's cool.
Are you kidding me?
:02:39
I love getting on the back
of a motorcycle.
:02:41
My boyfriend in college
drove a motorcycle.
:02:44
So, I mean, I'm cool.
:02:45
Yeah, I bet that was cool.
I ride a bicycle.
:02:51
You know how I know
that you're gay?
:02:52
How?
:02:54
You like the movie
Maid in Manhattan.
:02:56
You know how I know
you're gay?
How?
:02:57
I saw you make a spinach dip
in a loaf of
sourdough bread once.
:03:01
You know how I know
you're gay?
How?
:03:03
You have a rainbow
bumper sticker on your car
that says:
:03:05
"I love it
when balls are in my face."
:03:08
That's gay?
:03:09
God damn it!
:03:11
I'm ripping your head off
right now. It's off.
:03:13
And now I'm throwing it
at your body.
:03:17
Fuck you!
:03:19
You guys...
:03:21
she's picking me up
in an hour.
:03:24
Oh, drag, dude.
:03:26
She's picking you up
from here?
Yeah.
:03:29
That's fucked up, man.
:03:30
Why?
Why?
:03:33
Seriously. I mean,
look at this place, man.
:03:37
You gotta see this through
the eyes of a woman,
you know?
:03:40
What is she going to think
when she comes in here? Look.
:03:42
He's got a billion toys.
So what?
:03:45
And more video games
than a teenaged Asian kid.
:03:48
It's all right.
:03:50
Is that the
Six Million Dollar Man's boss?
:03:53
It's Oscar Goldman.
:03:54
Why do you have that?
That's worth a lot of money.
:03:57
That's much more valuable
than Steve Austin.
:03:59
Well, that may be the case.
But none of this shit
is sexy, okay?