:08:02
There's a certain creek that people
sometimes canoe up without a paddle.
:08:06
You could say that the Duke boys
were on that particular creek right now.
:08:10
Let's kick they ass, Jerry!
:08:14
Never thought I'd say this,
but, hot damn, it's the cops.
:08:18
There goes the canoe.
:08:24
- Give me your shoelaces.
- What?
:08:26
These guys over there gave me theirs.
See, I'm gonna fashion myself a lasso.
:08:30
When the jailer comes in,
I'm gonna rope his keys.
:08:33
Luke and Bo Duke are home free.
Period, end of story.
:08:37
I got on cowboy boots, cuz.
:08:39
I like your style.
:08:42
You gonna need those shoelaces?
:08:44
We gonna have to get out of here.
:08:47
Hey, Yul Brynner. We gotta make
a phone call. We gotta call our lawyer.
:08:51
What the hell are we in here for?
:08:52
Well, where should I start?
:09:02
We know you're gonna
strip-mine Hazzard.
:09:03
Do you, now? Well, that's good.
:09:07
Guess where I'm gonna sink
that first drill.
:09:09
Right down in the middle
of your bedroom.
:09:11
Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
:09:15
Hey, that's a phat suit there.
What, you some type of pimp?
:09:20
What has strip-mining got to do with you
paying Billy Prickett to race tomorrow?
:09:24
You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand?
:09:27
See, while you're looking over here,
something's really happening over here.
:09:33
You see, despite the fact
that I now own your beloved farm...
:09:37
...I can't legally mine it,
because the county won't let me.
:09:42
I need to hold a public hearing,
you know...
:09:44
...to give the citizens of Hazzard
a chance to object.
:09:49
And let me guess, you're going to hold
the hearing during the rally tomorrow?
:09:53
And if nobody knows about the hearing,
there won't be anyone there to object.
:09:58
- There you go.
- Sleight of hand.