:09:02
We know you're gonna
strip-mine Hazzard.
:09:03
Do you, now? Well, that's good.
:09:07
Guess where I'm gonna sink
that first drill.
:09:09
Right down in the middle
of your bedroom.
:09:11
Y'all do still share a bunk bed, right?
:09:15
Hey, that's a phat suit there.
What, you some type of pimp?
:09:20
What has strip-mining got to do with you
paying Billy Prickett to race tomorrow?
:09:24
You like magic, Luke? Sleight of hand?
:09:27
See, while you're looking over here,
something's really happening over here.
:09:33
You see, despite the fact
that I now own your beloved farm...
:09:37
...I can't legally mine it,
because the county won't let me.
:09:42
I need to hold a public hearing,
you know...
:09:44
...to give the citizens of Hazzard
a chance to object.
:09:49
And let me guess, you're going to hold
the hearing during the rally tomorrow?
:09:53
And if nobody knows about the hearing,
there won't be anyone there to object.
:09:58
- There you go.
- Sleight of hand.
:10:00
- Sleight of hand.
- Grow the fingernails out.
:10:02
Then pop some fingernail polish
on them bitches.
:10:06
- Is Billy Prickett in on it?
- Prickett?
:10:09
- Prickett's just collecting a paycheck.
- We ain't gonna let you get away with it.
:10:14
Really? Tomorrow, if you happen to be
strolling by the courthouse about noon...
:10:18
...you might wanna rush right in there
and voice your objections.
:10:21
Voice this.
:10:24
Dadgum it. I just remembered.
:10:27
Tomorrow morning
you're going to the Georgia work farm.
:10:30
And I hear they have a rather
strict policy on weekend passes.
:10:34
Yo, B. You need to pop
a feather in that hat, yo.
:10:36
Then your man ho's will be having
more respect for you.
:10:39
I have $ 100 right here...
:10:41
...for whoever knocks
that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
:10:45
Thank you.
:10:46
Now, break some rocks for me, boys.
:10:49
Take care, now, you hear?
:10:51
Bye-bye.
:10:54
Don't you know you're not supposed
to wear white after Labor Day?