:07:00
- Shit.
- She probably passed out somewhere.
:07:03
Come on, we gotta find her.
:07:08
That was over 30 years ago,
but her rotting body is still there...
:07:12
...waiting to be discovered.
:07:14
Bullshit.
:07:17
Bullshit.
:07:18
No, it's true. I swear to God. My mom
told me in complete confidence.
:07:23
Well, complete confidence...
:07:25
...doesn't mean much when
you drink vodka like it's water.
:07:28
Shut up.
:07:31
- Stop it!
- So you don't think it's unhealthy...
:07:34
...for them to stay home
on their own homecoming?
:07:36
Not everybody wants to
be homecoming queen.
:07:41
It didn't hurt me.
:07:43
You're right.
:07:45
- And I only wish I could've been there.
- No, you were too old and serious.
:07:49
Thanks a lot.
:07:51
That story doesn't make any sense.
:07:53
I mean, why don't the girls stick
up for themselves? I don't get it.
:07:56
Maybe if you weren't always speaking
out, like in the school newspaper...
:08:00
...maybe we'd have dates
to the homecoming dance.
:08:03
Okay, so you changed your mind.
:08:05
You think it's fair football players
get academic credit...
:08:08
...for going to practice?
:08:10
You shouldn't have published
the picture with the article.
:08:13
They took the picture as a joke. You
published it out of context, without...
:08:17
Guys. I've got another ghost story.
:08:19
That wasn't a ghost story, Mindy.
It's an urban legend.
:08:22
An urban legend is a made-up story
people keep telling as if it was true.
:08:26
Like the guy who eats Pop Rocks...
:08:28
...drinks soda
and his stomach explodes.
:08:30
Like that bullshit about Mindy's
brother's camp counselor...
:08:33
...getting his arm stuck in a soda
machine, and it falls on top of him.
:08:37
That wasn't bullshit.
:08:39
And it was a candy machine.
:08:40
- Oh, and like Bloody Mary.
- Who's that?
:08:44
Supposedly, if you go into
the bathroom and turn off the lights...
:08:47
...and chant "Bloody Mary" three times
into the mirror, she appears.
:08:51
Her face is like a corpse.
And if you look at her, well...
:08:56
...then you have to turn the lights
back on before she drags you in.
:08:59
In where?