:15:01
I told her I'll take care
of her. I need this, sir.
:15:03
We're getting married.
We're building a nest egg.
:15:06
That's great. Good luck
to you. Thanks for coming.
:15:09
I can't believe you're gonna do this.
:15:11
You know this review
process that you have...
:15:14
I bet it's illegal. I could sue you.
:15:17
Go ahead. You'll lose.
:15:20
Because the best lawyer
wins and mine are the best.
:15:24
They're Ivy League assholes
:15:25
and they'll wrap a lamp cord
around a newborn baby's neck
:15:28
rather than lose to a schmuck like you.
:15:30
And I've got deep pockets
and all the time in the world.
:15:32
And I never lose. Ask
anyone who's tried me.
:15:36
Ask my old man.
:15:38
By the time I'm done with
you you'll be in some alley
:15:40
giving blow-jobs to cab drivers for
pocket change to get a cup of coffee.
:15:43
Because you're a loser and
that's what happens to losers.
:15:46
You're fired, period. Deal with it.
:15:52
Mr. Gartin, Ed Wheeler, line two.
:15:57
Ed, you old son of a
bitch. How the hell are you?
:16:11
What's the matter, sunshine,
stepped in some shit?
:16:15
- You're an asshole, Kyle.
- You think?
:16:18
- How do you sleep at night?
- Usually naked
:16:20
on one of the newer younger employees.
:16:23
Oh, that explains the
smile on Bob's face.
:16:26
Go easy on him. He's just a janitor.
:16:28
- Watch your mouth.
- Why? You'll put that in my review too?
:16:31
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- I'm sure you don't.
:16:34
I better get back to work. If
you get caught talking to me
:16:37
they might take away your Employee-Of-The-Month
paper hat and stupid smile.
:16:41
- I earned that on my own merit.
- Yeah right.
:16:49
- How did it go?
- Oh, it went great,
:16:52
really, really good.
:16:53
- In fact it couldn't have gone better.
- Great.
:16:56
- I got fired.
- What?!
:16:59
That stupid review said that I wasn't
carrying my share of the workload.