Employee of the Month

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Wake up,
wake up, wake up, Los Angeles.

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...last night,
police were called to the pier...

:00:48

It is 8:32 A.M. Here
in the Los Angeles area.

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And it is hot out there, people.
It's hotter than a bowl of fuck!

:01:07

Transportation
has a lot to do with it.

:01:18

If America
is the great melting pot...

:01:21

"Hey, you're in my seat.

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...then LA's
public transportation

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is the gooey shit baked on the bottom.

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Don't get me wrong,

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I'm no snob,

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just being honest.

:01:36

I've never been one to
judge a book by its cover.

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Unless of course the
cover of the book reads...

:01:41

the guy sitting next
to me just shit himself.

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But considering 24 hours ago

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I was out there with everything,

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and now I'm in here with nothing,

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I'm in no position to pass judgment.