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So you got family here?
:40:15
My mom.
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- She's in Chowchilla prison up north.
- Ah.
:40:21
When I was eight, she stabbed
my dad with a butcher knife.
:40:23
- Wow!
- She caught him in the basement
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going down on the babysitter.
:40:26
- Uh-oh! - It was
Christmas Eve 1982.
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Blood was all over the
tree and the presents.
:40:32
Just totally ruined everything.
:40:34
Oh, boy!
:40:35
She stabbed him 43 times.
Almost all in the face.
:40:38
Oh, ouch!
:40:40
He died when I was 16.
He had prostate cancer.
:40:43
You know, up in his butt?
:40:45
Sorry about that.
:40:47
My mom said that the cancer was his
karma for diddling our babysitter.
:40:51
She was 14. You know,
I think it was worse
:40:54
because she was his
niece, my cousin Darlene.
:40:56
- Darlene?
- It's not like he raped her or anything.
:40:59
I mean, she was high like 24/7.
:41:01
Plus she probably sucked off
half the dads in Bakersfield.
:41:05
Yeah, probably.
:41:06
I mean, it's strange
because I love my dad.
:41:09
But I seriously think it's fucked
up the way I interact with men.
:41:15
So you're dating anyone?
:41:17
You wanna go again? It gets better.
:41:19
Better than a Christmas
homicide with a kitchen knife?
:41:21
I don't think so.
:41:25
Eh, eh, here...
:41:28
here's a tip for a good girl.
:41:32
Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
:41:33
Yeah, right here. Now,
run along to recess.
:41:36
Ow!
:41:39
Holy shit! You made it.
:41:43
My God, the fart locker on that
little princess is killing me.
:41:51
Sara found one of Wendy's
thongs in my jacket pocket.
:41:56
Oh, that's beautiful.
:41:59
Was it ugly?