:41:01
Plus she probably sucked off
half the dads in Bakersfield.
:41:05
Yeah, probably.
:41:06
I mean, it's strange
because I love my dad.
:41:09
But I seriously think it's fucked
up the way I interact with men.
:41:15
So you're dating anyone?
:41:17
You wanna go again? It gets better.
:41:19
Better than a Christmas
homicide with a kitchen knife?
:41:21
I don't think so.
:41:25
Eh, eh, here...
:41:28
here's a tip for a good girl.
:41:32
Oh, my God, it's gorgeous.
:41:33
Yeah, right here. Now,
run along to recess.
:41:36
Ow!
:41:39
Holy shit! You made it.
:41:43
My God, the fart locker on that
little princess is killing me.
:41:51
Sara found one of Wendy's
thongs in my jacket pocket.
:41:56
Oh, that's beautiful.
:41:59
Was it ugly?
:42:00
It's over. The wedding's off.
:42:03
You have had the perfect bad day.
:42:06
You should have seen
the look on her face.
:42:10
She was really hurt.
:42:11
Of course, she's hurt, Dr. Jekyll.
:42:13
Mr. Hyde's been power-spanking
the blonde from the bank.
:42:16
Wendy doesn't mean anything to me.
:42:19
Yet Sara does?
:42:20
Why is it so impossible for you
to realize that I might be in love?
:42:23
Because, uh... love is like Bigfoot.
:42:27
It's a myth people like to believe in.
:42:29
It turns out to be bullshit when
held up to scientific scrutiny.
:42:31
This gonna be one of your long ones?
:42:33
Love is a con women came up with
:42:34
trying to explain the chemical
reaction in men's brains
:42:37
that make us physiologically
unable to stay with them forever.
:42:41
Men and women's
brains are different.
:42:44
Perfect example... I'm banging a chick,
:42:48
I deliver the payload.
:42:53
That's all right. What happens?
:42:56
Roll over and fall asleep. Why?