:43:00
- Bourbon and Quaaludes?
- Wrong.
:43:01
See, man's brain shoots him
:43:03
a natural tranquilizer when he gets off.
:43:07
Tryptophan. Sedative.
:43:11
You can't help but roll
over and fall asleep.
:43:15
Chicks hate us for it anyway,
because they're the exact opposite.
:43:18
When they come...
:43:21
Shh.
:43:23
They wanna chit-chat, cuddle.
:43:25
Feng-shui the goddamn
living room, why? Oxytocin.
:43:29
- Oxytocin?
- Oxytocin. It's a bonding chemical.
:43:32
It's a natural stimulant. Gets
them high as a Japanese kite.
:43:35
You know what the fucked-up part is?
:43:37
The longer they stay with the same
guy, the more secure they feel.
:43:40
The more secure, the
more the brain squirts.
:43:42
The more the brain squirts,
the more of a habit they have.
:43:45
It's nature's way of getting chicks
hooked on their own snatch smack.
:43:48
When did Hustler add a science section?
:43:50
Love is just a chick's
menstrual hallucination
:43:54
brought on by tragic side-effects
from natural selection.
:43:57
Ant that is why you are not now,
:43:59
nor will you ever be in love.
:44:02
It's Bigfoot.
:44:04
Bigfoot, uh?
:44:05
Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
:44:11
Dude.
:44:17
Hey, I take my hat off to
you. You're a big-picture guy.
:44:21
There's no doubt about that.
:44:22
I mean, you get the bank job.
You move to Galleriaville.
:44:25
You get the house, the
suit, the slick car.
:44:28
The beauty of an angle. It's total
bullshit. It's still beautiful.
:44:32
I guess it's just, just one glitch...
:44:35
you just had to have a full-time broad.
:44:37
I mean, wake up, man. You
are not in love with Sara.
:44:40
- Will you stop fucking saying that?
- Stop fucking Wendy.
:44:44
You think about it. You
wanted her to find that thong,
:44:46
so that she'd break up with you
before you had to break up with her.
:44:49
You're just pissed off because you
know that everything I say is true.
:44:52
- It was at first.
- Yeah.
:44:54
The day Sara moved in, I wondered
how long it'd be until I moved out.
:44:58
I didn't give us a month.