Employee of the Month
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- Bourbon and Quaaludes?
- Wrong.

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See, man's brain shoots him
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a natural tranquilizer when he gets off.
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Tryptophan. Sedative.
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You can't help but roll
over and fall asleep.

:43:15
Chicks hate us for it anyway,
because they're the exact opposite.

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When they come...
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Shh.
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They wanna chit-chat, cuddle.
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Feng-shui the goddamn
living room, why? Oxytocin.

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- Oxytocin?
- Oxytocin. It's a bonding chemical.

:43:32
It's a natural stimulant. Gets
them high as a Japanese kite.

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You know what the fucked-up part is?
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The longer they stay with the same
guy, the more secure they feel.

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The more secure, the
more the brain squirts.

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The more the brain squirts,
the more of a habit they have.

:43:45
It's nature's way of getting chicks
hooked on their own snatch smack.

:43:48
When did Hustler add a science section?
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Love is just a chick's
menstrual hallucination

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brought on by tragic side-effects
from natural selection.

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Ant that is why you are not now,
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nor will you ever be in love.
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It's Bigfoot.
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Bigfoot, uh?
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Thanks, I'll keep it in mind.
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Dude.
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Hey, I take my hat off to
you. You're a big-picture guy.

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There's no doubt about that.
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I mean, you get the bank job.
You move to Galleriaville.

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You get the house, the
suit, the slick car.

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The beauty of an angle. It's total
bullshit. It's still beautiful.

:44:32
I guess it's just, just one glitch...
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you just had to have a full-time broad.
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I mean, wake up, man. You
are not in love with Sara.

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- Will you stop fucking saying that?
- Stop fucking Wendy.

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You think about it. You
wanted her to find that thong,

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so that she'd break up with you
before you had to break up with her.

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You're just pissed off because you
know that everything I say is true.

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- It was at first.
- Yeah.

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The day Sara moved in, I wondered
how long it'd be until I moved out.

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I didn't give us a month.

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