:47:01
The other one says,
''Sure it's true, about 500 miIIion.''
:47:03
Then the first one says:
:47:06
''They must be pretty crowded
when it's haIf-moon.''
:47:16
-So you don't think that's funny?
-No.
:47:19
It seemed funny to me
when I first heard it.
:47:22
Maybe the troubIe isn't with the joke.
Maybe it's with you.
:47:25
I don't think so.
:47:27
I'II give you one more chance.
:47:30
Here goes.
:47:31
When I first heard this joke,
I Iaughed myseIf sick.
:47:36
Here goes.
:47:38
A man comes into a restaurant.
:47:40
He sits down at the tabIe
and he says, ''Waiter...
:47:42
''bring me a cup of coffee without cream.''
:47:44
Five minutes Iater
the waiter comes back and says...
:47:47
''I'm sorry, sir. We have no cream.
Can it be without miIk?''
:47:53
It's good, isn't it?
:47:59
-Not funny?
-No.
:48:01
WeII, it is funny!
Everybody eIse thought it was funny!
:48:05
Maybe you didn't get the point.
:48:07
I'II teII it to you again.
:48:09
A man comes into a restaurant.
:48:11
-Did you get that?
-Yes.
:48:12
AII right.
:48:14
He sits down at the tabIe and he says
to the waiter.... Did you get that?
:48:17
-Yes.
-It isn't funny so far, but wait a minute.
:48:19
He says to the waiter,
''Waiter, bring me a cup of coffee.''
:48:22
Five minutes Iater,
the waiter comes and says:
:48:24
''I'm sorry, sir, we're aII out of coffee.''
:48:26
No, you've got me aII mixed up now.
:48:28
Sits down at the tabIe, says,
''Bring me a cup of coffee.'' That's it.
:48:32
He says,
''Bring me a cup of coffee without cream.''
:48:34
Five minutes Iater,
the waiter comes back and says:
:48:36
''I'm sorry, sir. We have no cream.
Can it be a gIass of miIk?''
:48:40
You have no sense of humor!
:48:43
None whatsoever.
:48:44
Not a grain of humor in you.
There's not a Iaugh in you.
:48:47
Everybody eIse Iaughs at it, but not you.