:04:03
Isnt this exactly
what youve been dreaming about?
:04:06
My dear young ladies, this is the best value
you can get for your money in New York.
:04:10
Architecture, neighbourhood.
:04:13
Thank you, llI have it fixed.
:04:15
- It isnt too bad, Ruth.
- Too bad?
:04:18
Let me point out
a few salient features of this studio.
:04:21
A: It is summer.
:04:26
B: It is exactly 30 degrees cooler down here.
:04:30
Cooler? Lts musty enough to hang venison.
:04:34
Note the exquisite imitation fireplace...
:04:37
the magnificent day beds.
:04:39
And look here, there is even a piano.
:04:45
Id never have known without an autopsy.
:04:47
And here is a model kitchenette...
:04:50
complete in every detail.
:04:53
And here is a luxurious bathroom.
:04:59
What fiend designed this?
:05:01
In those two rooms, you wont entertain.
:05:03
- It does look clean, Ruth.
- Yeah.
:05:06
Whats that?
:05:08
One of your neighbours.
Perhaps a future Lily Pons or Helen Traubel.
:05:11
Come, let me show you the garden.
Its beautiful in the summer.
:05:15
- A garden.
- Real outdoor living.
:05:33
- How are you, Papa?
- Very busy, Mr. OConnor.
:05:36
You see, youre surrounded
by fellow artists like yourself.
:05:40
- It is colourful, isnt it, Ruth?
- Lf you like loud colours.
:05:43
- How much is this apartment?
- Only $65.
:05:47
- $65? For this concrete catacomb?
- Ill even wallpaper the kitchen.
:05:51
It is cheaper than anything else
weve looked at.
:05:54
As an added inducement,
llI tell you what llI do.
:05:56
Take the place for a month,
then, if youre still not satisfied...
:05:59
Ill give you back your first months rent.