:14:02
And Cora Jackson?
:14:04
Last l heard, she was playin'
with the Salvation Army.
:14:07
Drexel 9044.
:14:10
Those idiot broads.
:14:12
Here we are, packed and ready to leave
for Miami, and what happens?
:14:15
The sax runs off with a Bible salesman
and the bass gets pregnant.
:14:21
Bienstock, l oughta fire you.
:14:23
Me? I'm the manager,
not the night watchman.
:14:26
Hello. Let me talk to Bessie Malone.
:14:29
What's she doing in Philadelphia?
:14:31
On the level?
:14:34
Bessie let her hair grow
and is playing with Stokowski.
:14:36
- Black Bottom Bessie?
- Schpielt zich mit der Philharmonic.
:14:40
How about Rosemary Schultz?
:14:42
Slashed her wrists when Valentino died.
:14:44
We might as well do the same
if we don't find two dames by tonight.
:14:48
We don't care where you find them.
Just get them on that train by 8 o'clock.
:14:52
The moment anyzhing turns up,
I'll give you a tinkle.
:14:56
Bye, Sig. l wonder
if I've got room for another ulcer.
:14:59
Nellie, get me long-distance.
:15:01
- Sig, we wanna talk to you.
- About the Florida job.
:15:06
- Nellie told us about it.
- Not too late, are we?
:15:08
What are ya? Comedians? Get out.
:15:10
The William Morris Agency in New York.
:15:13
- You need a bass and a sax?
- The instruments are right but you're not.
:15:17
I wanna speak to Mr Morris.
:15:18
- What's wrong with us?
- You're the wrong shape.
:15:21
- What do you want? Hunchbacks?
- It's not the backs that worry me.
:15:25
What kind of a band is it?
:15:27
- You gotta be under 25.
- We could pass for that.
:15:29
- And blond.
- We could dye our hair.
:15:31
And you gotta be girls.
:15:32
No, we couldn't.
:15:33
- Mr William Morris.
- You mean this is a girls' band?
:15:36
Yeah. Good old Nellie.
l could wring her neck.
:15:40
Let's talk this over. Why couldn't we do it?
:15:42
When we worked in the gypsy tearoom,
we wore gold earrings.
:15:46
When you booked us with
the Hawaiian band, we wore grass skirts.
:15:49
- What's with him? He drinks?
- No, he ain't eatin' so good.
:15:52
His empty stomach has gone to his head.
:15:54
Joe, three weeks in Florida. We could
borrow clothes from the chorus girls.
:15:58
- You've flipped your wig.
- Now you're talking.