:15:01
- Sig, we wanna talk to you.
- About the Florida job.
:15:06
- Nellie told us about it.
- Not too late, are we?
:15:08
What are ya? Comedians? Get out.
:15:10
The William Morris Agency in New York.
:15:13
- You need a bass and a sax?
- The instruments are right but you're not.
:15:17
I wanna speak to Mr Morris.
:15:18
- What's wrong with us?
- You're the wrong shape.
:15:21
- What do you want? Hunchbacks?
- It's not the backs that worry me.
:15:25
What kind of a band is it?
:15:27
- You gotta be under 25.
- We could pass for that.
:15:29
- And blond.
- We could dye our hair.
:15:31
And you gotta be girls.
:15:32
No, we couldn't.
:15:33
- Mr William Morris.
- You mean this is a girls' band?
:15:36
Yeah. Good old Nellie.
l could wring her neck.
:15:40
Let's talk this over. Why couldn't we do it?
:15:42
When we worked in the gypsy tearoom,
we wore gold earrings.
:15:46
When you booked us with
the Hawaiian band, we wore grass skirts.
:15:49
- What's with him? He drinks?
- No, he ain't eatin' so good.
:15:52
His empty stomach has gone to his head.
:15:54
Joe, three weeks in Florida. We could
borrow clothes from the chorus girls.
:15:58
- You've flipped your wig.
- Now you're talking.
:16:01
We get second-hand wigs, a little padding.
:16:04
We call ourselves
Josephine and Geraldine.
:16:07
Josephine and Geraldine... Come on.
:16:10
lf you wanna pick up
a little money tonight,
:16:12
at the University of lllinois
they're havin' a St Valentine's dance.
:16:16
We'll take it.
:16:18
$6 a man. Be on the campus
at Urbana at 8 o'clock.
:16:21
All the way to Urbana
for a one-night stand?
:16:23
It's $12. We can get
one of the overcoats out of hock.
:16:27
Hello. Mr Morris?
This is Poliakoff in Chicago.
:16:30
You don't have two girl musicians
available, do you?
:16:33
A sax player and a bass?
:16:35
- lf William Morris doesn't come through...
- Come on, Geraldine.
:16:40
It's 100 miles. It's snowin' outside.
How do we get there?
:16:43
- I'll find something.
- Like what?
:16:45
Don't crowd me.
:16:48
- How'd it go, girls?
- I oughta wring your neck.
:16:51
Please, Jerry. That's no way to talk.
:16:55
Nellie baby, what are you doin' tonight?
:16:57
- Tonight? Why?
- Cos I've got some plans.