:20:00
that only a pigeon fits
in a pigeon hole.
:20:04
Marriage is all
they ever think about
:20:05
and I'm not going to get married
for at least 40 years.
:20:14
Not that I have anything
against sex.
:20:16
It's contracts I don't like. Promises
of long service and good conduct.
:20:20
Are you a virgin?
:20:21
I thought you were.
I can always tell.
:20:24
Congratulations.
:20:25
I was two years
at the University of Chicago.
:20:28
Studying virgin detection?
:20:31
Only at night school.
Architecture during the day.
:20:34
I always thought American women
would be different.
:20:36
I thought they'd didn't have
inhibitions and it was free love.
:20:41
No?
:20:42
But, no.
:20:43
The nice American girl
may play it cool and modern,
:20:46
but what she wants
is what her grandmother wanted.
:20:50
Your head stuffed and hung
on the living room wall.
:20:55
If you don't want it that way,
you can take yourself elsewhere,
:20:59
speaking quite generally,
of course.
:21:01
Of course.
:21:03
Who was she?
:21:06
What do you mean?
:21:08
Her name was Cathy Seligman,
if you must know.
:21:11
She was selfish, grasping,
Philistine,
:21:15
materialistic, stubborn,
opinionated.
:21:17
I was crazy about her.
:21:19
Lucky for you,
you'll never meet her.
:21:21
She's now Mrs. Howard Manchester.
:21:25
I always knew you two
had to meet.
:21:28
"There's only one drawback,"
Howard said.
:21:30
"We'll have to go to Greece. "
:21:32
- Remember saying that, Howie?
- Yes.
:21:34
"Drawback," Of course
I absolutely flipped.
:21:39
Howie, come off it.
:21:41
After landing in London, first
thing was to get in touch with you.
:21:46
I never thought you newlyweds would
want to travel with us ancients.
:21:50
We don't care who we travel
with frankly.
:21:52
Hey, tell me something.
:21:55
Mommy, do snakes have nipples?
:21:58
No they don't, Ruthie.
Do they, Howie?