Two for the Road
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Would you want to?
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All you hear about nowadays
is people making names.

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Not things.
:19:19
Sorry, did you want me
to take your picture?

:19:21
No, no.
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This is a three dimensional
camera.

:19:25
It's meant for photographing
three dimensional subjects.

:19:28
I'm three dimensional
as a matter of fact.

:19:31
It's basically for buildings.
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I'm not a building.
:19:47
We won't have to waste a minute
stopping for lunch.

:19:51
The trouble with women is,
they try to label you.

:19:53
Put you in a pigeon hole.
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What they don't realise is
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that only a pigeon fits
in a pigeon hole.

:20:04
Marriage is all
they ever think about

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and I'm not going to get married
for at least 40 years.

:20:14
Not that I have anything
against sex.

:20:16
It's contracts I don't like. Promises
of long service and good conduct.

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Are you a virgin?
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I thought you were.
I can always tell.

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Congratulations.
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I was two years
at the University of Chicago.

:20:28
Studying virgin detection?
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Only at night school.
Architecture during the day.

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I always thought American women
would be different.

:20:36
I thought they'd didn't have
inhibitions and it was free love.

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No?
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But, no.
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The nice American girl
may play it cool and modern,

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but what she wants
is what her grandmother wanted.

:20:50
Your head stuffed and hung
on the living room wall.

:20:55
If you don't want it that way,
you can take yourself elsewhere,

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speaking quite generally,
of course.


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