:09:02
And Voskovec
has made his intentions clear.
:09:04
But he deals in herring,
and he always smells of it.
:09:07
He even bought me
herring-scented cologne.
:09:09
That's probably
why the cat follows you around.
:09:12
Love is everything, Boris.
:09:14
I wanna meet some man
and scale the heights of passion.
:09:17
Some man who embodies
the three great aspects of love.
:09:21
Intellectual, spiritual and sensual.
:09:25
Well, there's not too many of us
around, but it can be done.
:09:29
- So many women settle cheaply.
- I know. Poor things.
:09:33
- They marry for money.
- Money! Well, money.
:09:36
But I feel as though
my life would be wasted
:09:39
if I didn't love deeply
with a man whose mind I respected,
:09:42
whose spirituality equalled mine,
:09:45
and who had the same lustful appetite
:09:47
for sensual passion that drives me insane.
:09:51
You're an incredibly complex woman.
:09:54
I guess you could say
I'm half saint, half whore.
:09:58
Here's hoping I get the half that eats.
:10:00
- Boris.
- Yes?
:10:02
I have a confession to make.
:10:04
Ever since you and I were little children,
:10:08
I've been in love with your brother lvan.
:10:10
It's only nat...
:10:12
Ivan? You're kidding! He can barely write
his name in the ground with a stick.
:10:16
He has true animal magnetism.
:10:18
All that talk about some perfect love
and you're hot for lvan?
:10:22
- He kissed me.
- Any place I should know?
:10:24
- It warmed the cockles of my heart.
- Great. Nothing like hot cockles.
:10:28
I think he's going to propose to me.
:10:30
But he's a gambler and a drinker,
with a Neanderthal mentality.
:10:34
I mean, I love him like a brother.
Just not one of mine.
:10:37
Do you hear that commotion?
What's going on downstairs?
:10:41
Have you heard the news?
Napoleon has invaded Austria.
:10:44
- Why? ls he out of Courvoisier?
- A chance to taste the glories of battle.
:10:48
Check with me when it's over...
:10:50
- No, Boris. You're going to fight.
- You're gonna have your head examined.
:10:54
- We leave the day after tomorrow.
- Fellas, I'm a pacifist.
:10:58
- I don't believe in war.
- He doesn't believe in war.