Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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1:00:12
Old crone.
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Is there anywhere in this town
where we could buy a shrubbery?

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- Who sent you?
- The Knights Who Say "Ni."

1:00:23
Ah, no. Never.
We've no shrubberies here.

1:00:26
If you do not tell us where
we can buy a shrubbery...

1:00:29
my friend and I will say--
1:00:33
We wilI say "Ni."
1:00:36
Do your worst.
1:00:38
Very well. If you will
not assist us voluntarily--

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Never! No shrubbery!
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- Nu!
- No, no. It's not that. It's "Ni."

1:00:55
- Nu.
- No. Ni. You're not doing it properIy.

1:00:58
- Ni.
- That's it. You got it.

1:01:03
Are you saying "Ni"
to that old woman?

1:01:06
Um, yes.
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Oh, what sad times are these
when passing ruffians...

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can say "Ni" at will
to old ladies.

1:01:14
There is a pestilence upon this land.
Nothing is sacred.

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Even those who arrange
and design shrubberies...

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are under considerable economic stress
at this period in history.

1:01:23
- Did you say shrubberies?
- Yes.

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Shrubberies are my trade.
I am a shrubber.

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My name is Roger the Shrubber.
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I arrange, design
and sell shrubberies.

1:01:38
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you
your shrubbery. May we go now?

1:01:42
It is a good shrubbery.
I like the laurel particularly.

1:01:46
But there is one small problem.
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What?
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We are now no longer
the Knights Who Say "Ni."

1:01:55
We are now the Knights Who Say
"Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping."


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