1:01:03
Are you saying "Ni"
to that old woman?
1:01:06
Um, yes.
1:01:08
Oh, what sad times are these
when passing ruffians...
1:01:11
can say "Ni" at will
to old ladies.
1:01:14
There is a pestilence upon this land.
Nothing is sacred.
1:01:17
Even those who arrange
and design shrubberies...
1:01:20
are under considerable economic stress
at this period in history.
1:01:23
- Did you say shrubberies?
- Yes.
1:01:26
Shrubberies are my trade.
I am a shrubber.
1:01:29
My name is Roger the Shrubber.
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I arrange, design
and sell shrubberies.
1:01:38
O Knights of Ni, we have brought you
your shrubbery. May we go now?
1:01:42
It is a good shrubbery.
I like the laurel particularly.
1:01:46
But there is one small problem.
1:01:48
What?
1:01:49
We are now no longer
the Knights Who Say "Ni."
1:01:55
We are now the Knights Who Say
"Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Pakang, Zoom-ping."
1:02:01
We must give you a test.
1:02:03
What is this test, O Knights of--
Knights Who Till Recently Said "Ni"?
1:02:08
Firstly, you must find
another shrubbery.
1:02:14
Not another shrubbery!
1:02:16
When you have found the shrubbery,
place it beside this shrubbery...
1:02:20
only higher to get the two-level effect
with a path down the middle.
1:02:24
A path!
1:02:26
Then when you have found
the shrubbery...
1:02:29
you must cut down the mightiest tree
in the forest...
1:02:34
with a herring!
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- We shall do no such thing.
- Please.
1:02:41
Cut down a tree with a herring?
It can't be done.
1:02:45
- Oh! Don't say that word.
- What word?
1:02:48
I cannot tell. It is one of the words
the Knights of Ni cannot hear.
1:02:53
How can we not say the word
if you don't tell us what it is?
1:02:56
- You said it again!
- What? "Is"?
1:02:58
Not "is."