Same Time, Next Year
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:07:00
Your name is Doris?
Yes.

:07:04
I've been calling you
Dorothy all night. I know.

:07:07
Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I
didn't know we were gonna end up-

:07:12
And then I did try and tell
you, but you weren't listening.

:07:16
When?
:07:19
It was right in the middle
of everything.

:07:22
It was incredible,
wasn't it?

:07:26
It was... nice.
:07:29
I mean, especially
the last time.

:07:35
I know,
I'm an animal.

:07:38
I don't know
what came over me.

:07:41
I mean, I was- what- Wait, what
was wrong with the first two times?

:07:44
Well, the first time
was a little fast.

:07:48
And, um,
the second time-

:07:56
Listen, I really feel funny
talking about this.

:07:58
It was a very beautiful
thing, Doris.

:08:01
There was nothing ugly or
disgusting about what we did.

:08:05
Then how come you look
so down in the dumps?

:08:07
Because my wife
is going to kill me.

:08:10
Well, how's she gonna find
out? She knows already.

:08:14
-You said she was in New Jersey.
-It doesn't matter. She knows.

:08:17
How?
:08:20
Was it as incredible for you
as it was for me?

:08:23
Do all men like to talk
about it a lot afterwards?

:08:28
Why? You think I'm some kind
of a pervert or something?

:08:31
Oh, no!
I was just curious.

:08:33
See, I was a virgin when I got
married. Well, at least sort of.

:08:38
Sort of?
:08:40
Well, I was pregnant,
but I don't count that.

:08:44
Doris, that counts!
:08:46
No, I mean it was by the man that
I married. Oh, I see. I'm sorry.

:08:50
Oh, that's all right. See, Harry
and me were gonna get married anyway.

:08:53
That just speeded things up
a little bit.

:08:57
It turns out I get pregnant
if we drink out of the same cup.


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